`Tell her you're going to get yours shod.'
`But he had a set of slippers only the other day. She knows as much
about horses as we do. I don't mind telling a lie so long as a chap
has only got to tell a straight lie and be done with it.
But Mary asks so many questions.'
`Well, drive the other horse up the creek early, and pick him up as you go.'
`Yes. And she'll want to know what I want with two bridles.
But I'll fix her -- YOU needn't worry.'
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